Ladies, do really not notice when it appears that your azz is eating your pants?

Well, let's see; that usually means that you are too fat for the pants that you have on, and then, you have, ! Ewwwww! No woman should ever be allowed to go out in public with that! It should be against the law for fat chicks to wear thongs, and hip hugger jeans! No one wants to see a fat chicks' thong! Yuck!